"This isn't quite right, Obito-san, you can't just make these kinds of jokes just because you're Akutagawa Ryunosuke's superior!" This wasn't very appropriate. Nakajima Atsushi stole a glance at the expressionless Akutagawa Ryunosuke, then said righteously,
Obito-san, you can't just make jokes like that just because you're Akutagawa's superior!
That kind of joke is a bit insulting to Akutagawa!
Uchiha Obito??
You can't see the person being bound by Wood Style right next to you, but you can see Akutagawa?
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Author's Note: Uchiha Obito: You're acting strange
Thank you to all the little angels who cast Overlord Votes or provided nutritional fluid for me between 2022-01-10 23:42:48 and 2022-04-23 02:22:47~
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Chapter 59
However, although Uchiha Obito wore gay-colored purple clothes and nail polish on a daily basis, he was still very straight, except when it came to Kakashi.
Even with living examples like Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara right in front of him, he hadn't thought of it in that way.
He only thought that Nakajima Atsushi was simply young and slow to react, which was why he didn't get his meaning.
It was truly a miscalculation for Uchiha Obito to think that way, but he can't be blamed for not realizing it; clearly, a brat from a village as large as Konoha had already become quite skilled at playing the love triangle game.
So he would just admit that his prank had failed?
Uchiha Obito shook his head inwardly. Although Nakajima Atsushi's reaction had caught him off guard, it wasn't as if it couldn't be fixed.
So Uchiha Obito sighed helplessly, "Can't you see there's another person on the ground?"
As he spoke, he gestured with his eyes toward Lucy, who was bound on the ground by Wood Style.
Was that hint obvious enough? Uchiha Obito looked forward to seeing Nakajima Atsushi's embarrassed reaction once he realized what was happening.
"Ah! Why is there another person on the ground?" Nakajima Atsushi looked down following Uchiha Obito's words, nearly jumped out of his skin.
When had she ever been ignored like this? Lucy was infuriated by Nakajima Atsushi, she shot him a fierce glare.
Nakajima Atsushi was first startled by her fierce gaze, but his attention soon shifted to her hands and feet being tied together in an unnatural position.
"Why is he still tied up?" Nakajima Atsushi asked, somewhat puzzled, but he noticed the branch-like things tied around the other person, which was a method Uchiha Obito often used.
So he spoke without even thinking, saying with certainty, "If it was tied by Obito-san, then that means she has a problem, right?"
After speaking, he scratched his head shyly and looked at Uchiha Obito with some embarrassment, though the trust in his eyes was unmistakable.
He believed as always that Uchiha Obito, who had once rescued him from the orphanage, would certainly not kidnap someone for no reason; there must be something wrong with the other person.
It was just that Uchiha Obito was clearly not moved in any way by Nakajima Atsushi's trust.
"I'm truly grateful for your trust." Uchiha Obito let out a hollow laugh.
“F-fine?” Hearing his tone, Nakajima Atsushi felt as if he had done something wrong, but he then remembered that the original topic of conversation clearly wasn't this.
No, Uncle Obito, are you trying to change the subject? We were clearly talking about how you were making jokes about Akutagawa for no reason.
Nakajima Atsushi completely failed to grasp Uchiha Obito's "good intentions," and instead maintained a serious expression, as if to say, "Don't think you can change the subject; I still remember everything."
He attempted to use this method to show Akutagawa Ryunosuke how serious he was, nearly shouting out that the joke about the child bride was told by Uchiha Obito; he hadn't thought—cough, he hadn't thought of that before.
Akutagawa watched from the side for a long time, his face expressionless, looking like a cool guy who seemed completely undisturbed by the conversation between the two of them.
In reality, he was quite bewildered. What had happened, why was he suddenly being dragged into this? As someone who prioritized action over thought and someone who habitually preferred to use his muscles rather than his brain, he found the current situation quite confusing.
Naturally, he didn't receive the friendly signal sent by Nakajima Atsushi, but Uchiha Obito understood it, even though he would have preferred not to.
Ah, this unlucky kid, why can't he understand! He won't even take a wife delivered right to his doorstep!
Uchiha Obito was so angry that he almost pulled out his Whirlpool Mask to transform into Tobi and started gesturing wildly.
But thinking that competing with such a clueless child was beneath him, he could only press his left hand against his forehead and look away, refusing to look at the other's speechless expression any longer.
This kid isn't fun to tease; Uchiha Obito suddenly missed Sasuke and Naruto.
Especially Naruto; that kid was so much fun to tease. Before his identity was revealed, whenever he met Naruto and someone mentioned Sasuke, Naruto would blow up every single time.
"Achoo!" Uzumaki Naruto sneezed.
Uchiha Sasuke moved a few steps away with great disdain.
Just as Uzumaki Naruto was about to protest Sasuke's actions, his nose itched, he let out several more sneezes in rapid succession.
“What? Do you have a cold?” He rubbed his nose.
"It's not a cold," Uchiha Sasuke said with certainty.
How do you know it's not a cold?" Naruto asked in confusion. "You're not a Medical Ninja, how would you know about that?
"Idiot, you won't catch a cold," Uchiha Sasuke said slowly, his hands in his pockets.
Alright, you jerk!" Naruto's expression looked as if he had been choked, he raised his hand, intending to hit him with a Konoha Secret Technique: Big Slam, "How dare you call me an idiot!
Uchiha Sasuke naturally wouldn't let him hit him; he dodged with agile movements, Naruto's palm slammed against the glass behind him.
"Whoa!" Naruto watched helplessly as he struck toward the glass, quickly pulling back his strength at the last second and stopping just one millimeter away from the glass.
"That was close, I almost broke it." Naruto leaned in to inspect the glass closely, only after confirming there wasn't even a single crack on it did he pat his chest in relief.
This was no longer like his days back at school in Konoha, where breaking glass while chasing cats and dogs was a common occurrence. He was someone who was going to become the Hokage now; how could he just break the school's glass so carelessly!
Then Naruto was just about to condemn Uchiha Sasuke, but as his head turned unintentionally, his gaze froze. Why was such a thing appearing in the school?
“What are you looking at?” Uchiha Sasuke naturally followed Naruto's gaze and saw the thing in the room, immediately found himself walking over as well.
Move over a bit, you're blocking me!
This window is so big, yet you insist on crowding over here. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!
The two of them leaned against the window, arguing incessantly over who got the best view.
Because Jujutsu High has few people, the first and second years were all training together on the training field.
It just so happened that everyone from all grades was training at this time. The bickering between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto had already drawn the attention of others, this time, the sight of the two of them huddled together by the window only piqued everyone's curiosity even more.
A crowd of people gathered around.
"What are you all looking at?" Gojo Satoru was the first to ask, naturally drawn to wherever the excitement was.
He leaned in between the two of them, using his height of over 1.8 meters to look down into the window.
"This is.." Gojo Satoru was also a bit surprised.
"Whoa!" It was Haibara, squeezed into a corner of the window.
".." This was Nanami, who had been pulled over by Haibara.
But the window wasn't very large, with six or seven people standing together, someone was bound to be dissatisfied with their position; it looked as though a free-for-all was about to break out.
"Click." It was the sound of a door opening.
Everyone who was still jostling and pushing looked over in unison.
Geto Suguru stood by the opened door, lightly shaking the keys in his hand with a smile. "Because I have to check the condition of the classrooms, I basically have the keys to all the classrooms in the school in my hands."
Well, compared to the others (especially Gojo Satoru), Geto Suguru was the most reliable person in Yaga Masamichi's heart.
"Suguru is truly the best!" Gojo Satoru cheered as he lunged forward and clung to Geto Suguru.
A group of people surrounded a baby crib, every single one of them wearing a mysterious, shimmering expression.
"It really is Panda," Geto Suguru said, stroking his chin.
"It's so cute!" Such soft words could only belong to the energetic mushroom-haired Haibara.
This statement was also unanimously agreed upon by everyone, Uzumaki Naruto was the first to pick up Panda,
“Sasuke, look, it's even holding a pacifier in its mouth.”
Uchiha Sasuke looked at the Panda being held up in front of him, reaching out with some hesitation, he gently touched it.
Ah, why does the fur feel so soft?
Gojo Satoru wouldn't stand for it; he wanted to hug those adorable black and white dumplings, too!
Gojo Satoru tilted his head toward Geto Suguru as a signal, in the next second, the two moved in perfect coordination, targeting the black and white little dumplings.
The movements of these two people seemed to break some kind of restraint, as everyone scrambled forward to give him a hug. Relying on his perfect coordination with Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto firmly protected the black and white little balls.
"You're still far from being able to take them from me!" Uzumaki Naruto laughed loudly.
"If you're so capable, come out from behind Uchiha Sasuke," the looks from the others seemed to say.
Not a real Panda.
Gojo had taken off half of his blindfold at some unknown point, his azure eyes appearing to be analyzing something.
It should be a Cursed Corpse made by Yaga Masamichi.
As soon as these words were spoken, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke both fell silent. Thinking back to the Cursed Corpses they had encountered when they first entered the school, they really hadn't expected that the Principal, who looked so dignified and serious, would actually have a preference for that kind of type.
So, does that mean this Panda can talk?
Gojo Satoru suddenly reached out and pulled the pacifier out of Panda's mouth.
His speed was so great that Geto Suguru didn't even have time to stop him.
“Ah!” Without the pacifier in its way, the little panda let out a tender cry.
It really can talk!" Gojo Satoru was suddenly full of joy. "Watch me teach it how to speak.
I.. I can talk.
Panda began to imitate him in a childish voice.
"Pfft!" A burst of laughter that couldn't be held back.
Who's laughing!