Because he died too early, before Konohagakure was even founded, there were no records of him in the village at all. Naturally, Kakashi knew nothing about him, but based solely on his appearance, he had a face that looked remarkably like Sasuke's, with a gentle and kind temperament.
After all, Kakashi was someone who had been part of the Anbu and eventually became the Hokage; his observational skills were at their peak. If his gaze had dropped just a little lower, he would have caught a clue from the other man's imperceptible micro-movements.
The rhythm of his fingertips tapping the tabletop as he raised his hand was steady and composed; combined with the slight upward tilt of his chin, a gesture passed down through the Uchiha Clan, he exuded the calm poise that only one accustomed to a high position could possess.
Based on his recent fanboying and research, the other party was actually Obito's senior and superior in the industry.
Dying young, holding a high position, being a good actor—well, Kakashi had likely analyzed what type of person the other was.
And this elder of the Uchiha Clan, why does he keep staring at him so intensely!
"Hatake Kakashi, right?" Uchiha Izuna said quite eagerly after making eye contact with Kakashi.
I heard you were Obito's teammate; he must have caused you a lot of trouble over the years.
His words were full of tenderness and affection, but since Uchiha Izuna looked like someone in his twenties, hearing him use the tone of an elder to look after another man in his thirties felt somewhat strange to onlookers.
Obito didn't trouble me, Obito was a very good person. Kakashi hesitated, pondering how to voice his words.
Uchiha Izuna asked naturally, "Judging by your appearance, you must have arrived in this world not long ago. It's inconvenient to be all alone in this world; why not come to our company instead?"
It just so happens that I mentioned in the meeting that I wanted you to be the male lead in the new Naruto movie. Is there anyone more suitable for the role than you!
Uchiha Izuna looked Kakashi up and down, becoming more satisfied with every glance. He was over 1.8 meters tall, possessed handsome looks, his personality appeared to be gentle and kind.
Although he and Obito were from the same clan, he couldn't help but feel that seeing Kakashi's appearance, it was truly a shame that this boy was paired with Obito.
After all, Obito's way of speaking and acting is truly something a normal person couldn't tolerate; it's a case of a fine cabbage being ruined by a pig!
But since the one rooting through the cabbage was his own pig, the benefits would fall upon his own house, he could only do his best to help the pig root that cabbage home.
Kakashi widened his eyes, not expecting to receive such an invitation. "This doesn't seem right. I have absolutely no experience in this area; how can I become the male lead right from the start?"
It's alright, Obito is here, let him teach you." Uchiha Izuna spared no effort to create this opportunity for someone to reap the benefits. "Besides, everyone from the Shinobi World is here, so you'll feel more at ease staying here.
As he spoke, his peripheral vision swept over Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, the others who had come with Uzumaki Naruto and Sasuke, a hint of regret flashing in his eyes.
With looks as top-tier as Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, he naturally wanted to bring them under the company's control, but unfortunately, after being rejected by Uchiha Obito, the two of them refused to cooperate no matter what.
"Keep it under control." Senju Tobirama walked over, leaned down, grabbed the back of Uchiha Izuna's chair, speaking in a low voice.
Uchiha Izuna straightened her back almost by reflex, the soft expression full of admiration from moments ago vanishing as she gave Senju Tobirama a roll of her eyes.
What, are you afraid I'll bully you, Lord Sixth Hokage?
They both had white hair; Kakashi was gentle and kind, while Gojo Satoru was sunny and cheerful. Why was he stuck with this iceberg-faced Senju Tobirama, who only knew how to target him?
Witnessing everything before him, Kakashi felt a sense of uncertainty; why did he feel like the atmosphere between these two was also somewhat off?
Chapter 79
That's not what I meant." Senju Tobirama shook his head helplessly. "It's just that you can't always think about keeping all the good things for yourself. You have to accept that things don't always go your way, people don't necessarily think the same way you do.
He loved Uchiha Izuna's bold and decisive personality, but perhaps because he had lived several decades longer, he couldn't help but feel a sense of worry whenever he looked at the extremes of Uchiha Izuna's character.
“I think that's exactly what you mean,” Uchiha Izuna said with a cold laugh, crossing her arms. “There's nothing wrong with what I'm saying. Everyone knows that money is easiest to make in the entertainment industry. Being with me is much easier than struggling through missions in the Shinobi World.”
Besides, Obito is with me; how could he let Kakashi suffer a loss? I suspect even if Kakashi skipped work every day just to sleep, he would still think Kakashi is healthy enough to eat and sleep just fine.
“The work is easy, he can rekindle his past connection with a friend. For Kakashi, isn't this the best choice?"
Hearing this, Senju Tobirama had to admit that Uchiha Izuna's thinking was indeed very thorough.
He nodded, "It is indeed very good, but one must worry that such a lifestyle will make people become complacent."
I think you're just looking for trouble today, aren't you?" Uchiha Izuna couldn't help but stand up. "What do you mean by 'becoming lax'? This isn't the Shinobi World where people fight to the death. What's wrong with being lax? Who could possibly take him down while being besieged by so many Uchihas?
"Even if it's not the Shinobi World, there are other experts in this world that one needs to be careful of." Senju Tobirama tilted his head back to avoid it.
And you're saying you're not looking for trouble?" Uchiha Izuna leaned in, pursuing closely, "I'm just offering Kakashi a good job, not asking him to give up his power..
What happened? Kakashi watched in stunned silence as the two of them, mid-argument, looked as if they were about to start fighting.
He felt like he had become the target of their rivalry, hesitating over whether to intervene as he looked around to see how others would react.
The gazes from the Uchiha Clan members present were calm and unruffled; every one of them sat as steady as a mountain in their seats, showing no intention whatsoever of intervening in the argument.
After meeting his gaze, Uchiha Shisui even said with a smile, "Don't worry, Senpai. Lord Izuna died before the village was founded. At that time, the Uchiha and the Senju were mortal enemies, so this is just how they interacted on a daily basis."
“They might fight fiercely during the day, but that doesn't stop them from sharing a room at night.”
Second Generation, you too??
Kakashi couldn't decide for a moment which news was more shocking: that the First Generation had a child with Uchiha Madara, or that the Second Generation, who had remained single for life, had gotten involved with his sworn enemy from before the village's founding, the Uchiha Clan.
At this point, his mindset suddenly became peaceful; this was no longer a problem the Senju Clan could solve, not even Konohagakure. As for what the rest of the Shinobi World thought, if they were capable, they could go tell those four themselves.
Kakashi nodded, feeling relaxed and cheerful after working through his thoughts. "It looks like you all are adapting very well to this world."
This world really is quite nice." Uchiha Shisui suddenly said as if remembering something, "That's right, if you don't want to enter the entertainment industry, how about returning to your old profession and becoming a teacher at our school?
Our school is pretty much like the Ninja Academy; besides teaching a bunch of problematic children with special abilities, we also have to go on missions regularly.
Is Kakashi-sensei coming to our school to be a teacher? That would be wonderful!" Uzumaki Naruto walked over just in time to hear this and was instantly delighted. "Our school has too few teachers and so many missions that everyone is constantly overwhelmed.
"No, Naruto, I.." Kakashi wanted to tell him that he hadn't decided whether to become a teacher yet.
I think the Captain has had enough of being a teacher for special students; he might as well go to an ordinary school to experience something different," Uchiha Itachi said unexpectedly. "My current school is very suitable; everyone is just an ordinary person.
His gaze swept indifferently over Uchiha Shisui.
Uchiha Shisui smiled bitterly upon hearing this. Ever since Uchiha Itachi failed to become Sasuke's teacher as he had hoped, while he himself became a teacher at Jujutsu High, he had liked to mock him from time to time.
But Jujutsu High is just too busy. I was thinking that if Kakashi-senpai goes, he could take on quite a few tasks." He leaned closer to Uchiha Itachi, his gaze sincere, "Then I'll be able to go on dates with you, little Itachi.
Uchiha Itachi was instantly comforted by those words, this time, it was Uchiha Sasuke who cast a gaze as sharp as a blade toward Shisui.
But I haven't agreed to anything yet! Kakashi glanced sideways at Uchiha Shisui, what do you mean, a date?
What's going on? All of you Uchiha are usually so career-oriented, so why are you all talking about dating now?
What right do you have to decide where Kakashi goes!" Uchiha Obito slammed his palm onto the table, as if he were seeking justice for the innocent girl, "Kakashi is a free and independent individual; he must have his own ideas!
Exactly, Kakashi nodded frantically; only Obito truly understands me.
Everyone else was startled by Obito's actions.
What's wrong with Uncle Obito?" Uzumaki Naruto asked, feeling very strange. "He was just suggesting what Sensei should do in the future, why is he so agitated?
.. Uchiha Sasuke remained silent.
“From the moment I saw him at the meet-and-greet, I knew Kakashi clearly loves celebrity worship.” Uchiha Obito analyzed with conviction, “He used to go to Jiraiya's autograph sessions all the time; he must definitely be a fanboy!”
Clearly, I think the most suitable position for Kakashi is the president of my fan club!
That can't be right. Kakashi listened, feeling a bit stunned. He tried to say something—anything, as long as it could stop Obito from continuing.
However, Obito was completely immersed in his own world, already beginning to imagine what support colors and support songs the fan club should use.
It had to be said that Obito's ability to attract hatred was top-tier; as soon as he spoke, everyone else fell silent, their gazes all converging on him.
“As the president of your fan club, why are you so narcissistic?” Uchiha Shisui spoke up first, “With your neurotic and crazy personality, Kakashi-senpai will probably be driven to a nervous breakdown by you.”
Uncle Obito, it's not that I don't support you." Uzumaki Naruto shook his head. "I just think people should have some self-awareness.
Uchiha Obito's eyebrows twitched, he was about to speak.
A light, airy voice drifted over from behind him.
Obito," Kakashi said softly, "there is actually a question that has been troubling me for a long time.
His eyes curved into two dangerous crescents, his voice held an eerie calmness.
“In that TV series that's claimed to be adapted from a novel, there are many details of my life, like the protagonist, Kakashi.” He emphasized his voice on those last three words.
Talking to oneself in front of the mirror after taking a shower, being late to see.. friends, some other small details—these are indeed real experiences of Kakashi, but I am certain that at that time, Kakashi was all alone.
Kakashi paused, his gaze gradually sharpening, "So Obito, how did you know?"
Uchiha Obito froze.
He slowly turned his head, facing Kakashi's sharp gaze, his mouth opening and closing.
Back then, as a novice writer, it was perfectly normal for him to include real-life events in his novels, especially since the actual people involved weren't even in this world—who could possibly hold him accountable?
However.
The real deal was sitting right across from him, staring at him with those eyes that were usually so gentle and smiling, waiting for an answer.
Uchiha Obito wanted to reach into the Kamui Dimension, pull out the Whirlpool Mask, put it on his face.
"I knew it, I told you he was a pervert." Uchiha Shisui provided a summary on behalf of the silent Uchiha Obito.
"Is this what they call being a love child, Obito-san?" Uzumaki Naruto leaned in close to Uchiha Sasuke's ear, speaking in what he thought was a very low voice.
Yeah, I remember the crew saying," Uchiha Obito replied in a low voice as well. "This kind of behavior is called illegal trespassing.
Huh? Then we can call the police, right I say?
Although the conversation between these two was low, it was as obvious as a clap of thunder among a group of keen-eared and sharp-eyed Kage-level ninjas.
"If I can't even talk about Kakashi, then I can't talk about you two either!" Uchiha Obito's anger flared as he stood up to refute them.
“Shisui, you have the nerve to call me a pervert?” He raised a hand to point at Uchiha Shisui. “At least I didn't lay a hand on my cousin when I was in my teens.”
"I didn't do anything either, okay?!" Uchiha Shisui almost failed to maintain his gentle smile.
And you, Naruto!" Uchiha Obito said, his face full of anguish, "You and Sasuke went and had a child without making a sound! I haven't even spoken to the two of you about that yet!
What do you mean Sasuke and Naruto produced a child without a word!
Kakashi reached out with a trembling hand to support his forehead. I'm so sorry, Minato-sensei, for letting Naruto get pregnant before marriage and end up with a child.
However, the child's other father is a Kage-level powerhouse of the Uchiha Clan; at the very least, his looks and food expenses are guaranteed. Being Naruto's childhood friend, he is someone whose background is well-known, so Minato-sensei probably won't be too angry.
As night fell, Hound Dog entered its peak business hours, the powerful music playing made people overlook the movement at the entrance.
"You're back, Kakashi. How was your day?" Kusunoki looked up to see the familiar white hair peering through the door.
Hard to say." Kakashi entered with heavy footsteps, "It was a bit too complicated.
"Didn't you go out to visit your elders? How could it be complicated?" Kusunoki asked casually, then lowered his head to wipe a cup.
I thought I already understood humans well enough," Kakashi's voice drifted, "but the facts I saw and heard today have made me realize that I don't actually understand the things humans are capable of.